FAQ's
Due to the eclectic nature of my e-web, people often ask me questions. To save you, the trouble of emailing me I have composed a list of frequently asking questions.
 | 1. What has happened to Peter Andre? |
| He has been eaten by voles |
| 2. How do they get those ships in bottles? |
| They put them in with the masts down, and then use a pully to erect the sails. |
| 3. If a train leaves Manchester at 1400 hrs and travels South at 90mph and another train leaves Dover at the same time and travels at the same speed, assuming they travel in a straight line, what time will they colllide horifically killing all on board? |
| Two trains running concurrently, youd be bloody lucky |
| 4. Why do I have to substitute a real life for a faceless anonymous e-experience whereby I convince myself that I really have friends and that the attractive Peurto Rican girl that I've been chatting to over the web for the last few weeks isnt really a fat masturbating trans-sexual from Dudley? |
| Because you are a sad tosser with no friends and your only friend is a computer |
| 5. "Annie are you OK, are you OK Annie" |
| Yes |
| 6. Are you really a vicar |
| Yes I was ordained online on the 8th May 2002 |