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BECOME FRENCH IN FIVE MINUTES*

BONJOUR

There are not enough of the delightful French in this world. Who can miss their cheery banter and incessant joke telling. My what a pleasure to be around they are. To counteract this travesty, I am pushing for people to apply to become "les François" 

However, to become fully French you have to have certain special qualities, to determine your eligibility to become French could you please complete the following form and your application will be considered by our panel of Jacques Chirac, David Ginola, Robspierre, Le Clerk, Inspector Clueso and Kermit the Frog.

Please provide the following contact information:

First Name
Last Name
Street Address
Town
City
Postal Code
Country
Work Phone
E-mail

Do you let the nice German people come and stop at your house when they demand?:


Have you ever set light to a sheep?:


What do you eat for breakfast?:


Do you hate the English?:


Have you ever let your wife/daughter/grandmother sleep with a German in a nice uniform?:


Have you ever sold missiles to Argentineans?:


And when was this?:


    Have you ever voted for a Far Right Politician?


 

Your application will be considered in due course and emailed to you.

Au-Revior

*Subject to approval
All information contained in this form is meant to be humourous. I would like to point out that I don't hate the French, I just despise them immensely.
If any French people are offended by this page, then please accept my heartfelt joy.
Copyright © 2002 Reverend Repton. All rights reserved.
Revised: August 20, 2002