Simian Society
I the creator of this web-area find monkeys funny. Not cute, nor cuddly just intrinsically funny. They look like smaller hairy versions of us (In fact I think science has proved this to be the case), they are always self-pleasuring in zoos, especially when children, your grandmother or a selection of nuns walk past.
See
how hairy these cheeky little fellas are
In England a monkey has recently been elected as Mayor in the city of Hartlepool.
I have also found a web site that trains monkeys to perform everyday household chores, such as feeding, combing hair, opening doors, setting the video and re-plastering the kitchen, for quadriplegics.
I would like to point out at this stage that I do not find quadriplegics funny, well maybe a little smirk now and again. But I do find the concept of little monkeys being trained to be domestic servants funny.
See
how the cyborg is aided by his simian friend
The only thing that does disturb me is that quadriplegics cannot use any of their limbs, so do the monkey helpers have to help them with certain personal activities. Also what happens if you get a rouge monkey? He could force you to eat baked beans for the rest of your life, or keep leaving the hot tap running so that you could never have a bath. On the homepage for this disturbing sect are links to pages titled 'Donate a Car' and 'Breeding', now I'm as liberal as the next man but do you really want one of the little hairy bastards driving down the road in a hurry because he is on a promise from Mrs. Wilson, the quadder at number 52. I think not.
Look at
this little twat showing off.