The Reverend Reptons Sympathetic Ear for Sinners.
The Reverend Repton is not a conventional priest. He does not help people realise their spirituality by touching up little children like the average Catholic priest, nor by blowing themselves up like the Islamic Imam. Not even by the traditional Buddhist method of making people act like complete fat bald commie leftie weird knob heads.
The Reverend Repton believes that the way of salvation comes from within, and he will help you to achieve this.
Many people do not have time in their life for God, but as I have found God is everywhere and can help you throughout difficult times in your life. Plus if you don't believe in him then you will burn in hell when you die and will have the rest of eternity having red hot pokers shoved up your arse by Satan. And that doesn't sound nice.
Legally, I must point out that I am not a real vicar however , in mitigation, I would say that I have watched Life of Brian and have been to church on at least seven separate occasions.
STOP PRESS on the 8th of May 2002 I was officially ordained as a vicar. It was dead proper and everything I even paid $5 for my certificate. So now I can officiate at weddings, funerals and because I am not bound by any faith also bar mitzvahs, as well as the Islamic Hajj pilgrimage. For proof see there homepage. You may even wish to get ordained, but only if you are as pious as me.
In this, the Reverend Reptons own web area, people can email their problems and the Reverend will reply in his own unique wise manner. The reverend will also give a weekly sermon on whatever subject he chooses.
To illicit a response from the very Reverend Repton, email your problems to:
reverend.repton@btopenworld.com
The Reverend will endeavour to answer your problem personally in every case and the best will be posted on the webness.